Unironically, something like “Don’t forget to fear God and keep His commandments!”. I mean, we’d have full confirmation of a creator intelligence if we had loading screens, lol.
Dunno, could be evolution. Creatures with loading screens would likely be more suited to survival if the tips are actually useful.
The “spirit” of evolution? Sure, but the whole point is that now we know there was planning behind it, direction (as there are instructions in the loading screen), and planning requires a mind. 👍
Save game is disabled
Devs nowadays gotta make everything permadeath.
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“Just because your brain gives you loading screen tips, doesn’t mean those tips are accurate, sometimes your brain lies to you! Learn to analyze your thoughts and feelings before charging into a mission!”
TIP: They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. It is what it is.
“Use the right tool for the job! Digging dirt with a shovel is much faster than using a pickaxe!”
“Don’t give up on a run before it’s over.”
“Discretion is the better part of valor”

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell
Sleep is important to your health, but takes up a lot of time. Plan your balance wisely!
Humans have evolved to cooperate. Focusing on the well being of your group will benefit you more in the long term, than only looking out for yourself.
But if everyone else is looking out for the well being of your group, you can get ahead by only looking out for yourself!
This only works if the group size exceeds the Dunbar number. Below that, you will quickly be kicked out.
I’ve been trying to remember the name of this number. Thanks.
Then you will likely be faced with rejection by the group
Unless you’re skilled in evasion and deception.
Wouldn’t that be nice.
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Not RecommendedPay 2 win dogshit.
Graphics are really good though.
Only if you can afford the glasses DLC
Carrots will not grant you the ability to see in the dark, but have many other benefits. Remember to stock up on carrots when able.
“Be careful: Eating too many carrots will make you look like donald trump.”
This is true. My nephew ate so much carrot soup his nose turned orange











