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20% minimum fee tacked on, probably 100 though.

Phone pixie wrangler.

You’re just making shit up at this point.

I just can’t muster any compassion for someone like that.

You’re describing my bedroom tv.

I wasn’t convinced I was pushing a narrative.

Short for take a break to shit.

Shit was written to be a movie like all that guy’s books.

A long Hdmi cord got me there way easier I think.

No. I am not driving extra to get marginally better meh ice cream.

The amount of times I was told I am not living up to my potential like I can control when my brain works amazing through willpower.

I don’t. We all have to deal with the pain of existence.

Yeah, democrats, very known for lockstep thinking…

Absolutely. As many as possible. Then bin em.

I want to see a movie like The Road but it’s kids dragging their parent in an iron lung down the road.

Also a classic. Gold Diggers has top notch shit talking and young Ginger Rogers singing in pig latin. Gave me a huge crush.

I like to recommend Gold Diggers of 1933 to people who say they don’t like old movies.

I feel like that happens any time someone gets over saturated in pop culture.

Fuck JK Rowling. Bitch never has gotten a dime from me. I hated on that shit in middle/high school when it was coming out.

I don’t hate the guy I just think he’s a boring actor.

Yeah that’s ridiculous. Not 4 month sentence ridiculous, but pretty ridiculous.