seize it via eminent domain.

It’s only a matter of time for me…

Then again, the account I left behind says “user has deleted” instead of “user was banned” so…

The Centauri: “You call this a convention center? I would not host my second cousin’s baby shower here; it stinks of commoners.”

(which is to say, i watched it two decades ago)

See, that was their problem. Their last best hope for peace was a truck stop? That is not where you get peace. That is where you get the opposite of peace. They could have only done worse if it were a space waffle house.

Because they paid good money for those votes

(Well, technically, actually evil money)

Roko’s Basilisk

You say this as though the Democrats are trying to win.

They are not trying to win.

They’ve made an incredible cash cow grift out of losing elections.

They scare billions of dollars in political donations out of people, and where does that money go?

It’s gone.

“Consultancy” contracts. “Advertising”. Gold-plated toilet seats by any other name.

Of COURSE they have no interest in winning elections. Any candidate who would win on their ticket is a threat to the congame.

Oh I get it, fitgirl will Make It FIT! Huh.

Wow so it’s not even a NEW plane but shitty high maintenance sloppy seconds.

The mandarin chief really does have a type…

Would it have been any less shitty if it had instead been written in assembly?

You’re right, absolutely spot on, about several things but ONE IN PARTICULAR is this:

A human being helping a customer is, quite literally, an act of circumvention. Customer service EXISTS, SPECIFICALLY, for scenarios that require exceptions and skilled, knowledgeable internal maneuvering within, between, and around the cold mechanisms of machinery and policy. We tend to think of, say, purchasing items at a store as standard operation, for instance. But really, from the perspective of the business, its objective is to RESTRICT access to goods and services. The cashier manages exceptions to this goal. If the company has its way, it would take your money while relinquishing NOTHING.

A discord kitten has needs ;3c

NO that is the WRONG kind of coding!!

We need a monster, a short skirt, some stripey colorful thigh high socks, and Vocaloid music!

I believe it would be appropriate if he were to experience what he put all those books through.

“ThE NaZiS wErE sOCiALiSt aNd iM nOt SoCiaLiSt”

Robert Jordan’s wheel of time series was pointlessly gender-essentialist in many dumb ways (I loved the series anyway and it was a huge formative influence in my life) but many of them were amusing, such as this very statement:

Men forget but never forgive.
Women forgive but never forget.

Stripped of the arbitrary binary (there was SO MUCH ARBITRARILY BINARY STUFF in WoT😭) it does seem to describe two overlapping normal distributions of people that MAY have some correlation to reproductive caste that has not been proven but is thought provoking.

In fucking BOSTON?

THAT PIECE OF SHIT IS LUCKY TO BE ALIVE

This shit happened in my state. I am low key tempted to figure out who that is, book a trip to Boston coinciding with that dipshit’s return to service, and aggressively “transvestigate” their nasal cavity with pepper spray before I give their teeth an exclusive meet and greet with a curb.

Oh we care alright. We care about keeping it OUT of our FUCKING LIVES.

I might buy ONE(1) share of reddit and ask for it to be directly registered to a stock certificate so I can someday point to it and say “I personally ate a piece of its corpse” out of

pure

s p i t e .