“I could teleport every last motherfucker on this bitch right into the inky blackness of space if I felt like it.”

After brushing, mine taste like chocolate and peanutbutter.

The entity you knew as yaddayadda is gone and the only thing left behind is an empty, decaying shell and the memories we have of them in our minds.

I haven’t seen an app name that funky since the late 90s or so with Nero Burning Rom. 😃

I see a blazingly fast web server

So is it just a lack of bandwidth that had the page take 5 minutes to load?

If he ever said how fast the Defiant was traveling, would he be an Odo-meter?

Just his luck that he was on an away mission falling in love with the wrong girl. Again.

“Hey boy, you jealous of my heart because it’s pumping inside me and you aren’t?”

“I need to drain the lizard.”

It’s a different protocol altogether so unless someone went out of their way to build a bridge between Lemmy and Matrix, probably not.

Before using AI for the first time: “Holy shit this is gonna be dope!”

Aftwr using AI: “Yo wtf? This is bullshit.”

He was giving tree. 😏

It’s just gonna flood the internet with terrible shitposts.

I flip my bits looking at porn using FireFox and that shit almost never crashes 🤷‍♂️

Also possible that he has, but the attempt(s) failed so badly I never noticed any difference. 😳

Dolph Lungren hasn’t tried to kill me.

When someone asks me if I am okay:

It has DMs, it does not have live chat. For federated live chat, there’s Matrix.