Yeah but smoking makes you cool so it evens out.

If I have to fart when I relax to drain the old main vein I’ll fart too.

I was asking if this happens to the ladies too.

Like gas pedals and brakes.

Those should be a button or a dimmer switch.

We’re all stardust and so is gold.

So did everyone who watched the videos.

They already are one though.

Everyone calls it the Kent State shootings but all the shootings actually happened on the campus and none in the actual university.

Green too.

Would dazzle work?

You know if you post this on twitter you can tag musk on it directly.

At least we have SCOTUS as a check on his powers!

I wonder if ICE is going to pay him a visit?

Yeah she’s definitely the graybeard

Wait my phone collects data about me?

I thought the covid vaccine did that.

I’m so glad you added that sarcasm mark on there or else I would have downvoted your comment thinking you were just being a dick.

Thank you for being a great user in the fediverse.

I want ninety pounds of cocaine.

I thought he was the giant growth on his bladder.

There are harps worth thirty thousand dollars?

Oh man the last three years have been rough on him.

Hopefully the next three are worse.

Sorry bud I didn’t catch that one either.