What were thousands of people doing there? How much meat does it take to run a patent troll operation?

Champ, you’re the one reading way too much into this.

These are all good questions about stupid legislation.

Oh, bless your heart. I was wishing you luck because clearly you’re going to need it.

Bell pepper!

Good luck on your future endeavors.

To be fair, “buy more equipment” is not a great answer.

I already have bowls. And spoons.

But we’re the collateral damage.

Not even in theory, no.

How does that work with the melted part?

Nope, the CA/CO legislation requires that all applications utilize the OS-level age verification API!

You REALLY gotta eat more fiber

You have a poop axe?

Windows 11 Notepad.

any other text editor

Can’t wait 'til you try vi

Bullshit, gedit is great

Paywall.

And before any more chucklefucks insist that the BBC has no paywalls:

We get it, you hate your parents. You’ll grow out of it.

I also use whatever makes sense at the time, and it’s always nano.