GLP-1s
No idea what this is, but being at a rationalist conference cannot be good.
retratrutide
No idea.
might fix her mood swings
Uh-oh, nonono, red flag, red flag, run away from those people!
D.I.Y. guide by the Substacker Cremieux.
spits coffee Excuse me, by WHOM?!
Y2Q
I’m sorry, what does this stand for? Searching for it just results in usage without definition. I understand it’s refering to breaking conventional encryption, but it’s clearly an abbreviation of something, right? Years To Quantum? But then a countdown to it doesn’t make sense?
What? How would they even do that? By feeding it to grok before it goes to grok? Certainly they don’t think Twitter employs like 10k people manually looking at @grok posts?
And if we all die in nuclear fallout caused to protect chatbot profits I will be so over this whole thing
Honestly? A fitting end.
Okay but that’s more a Brensan Eichs anti-achievement than JavaScript being any good
Meh, at least go has a standard library that’s useful for… anything, really
Again, there are only two sensible ways out:
Satire died when my friend told me at their Very Serious Corporation with a Very Important Mission Critical Software Stack they use a thing called “Splunk” and it wasn’t a joke.
More like
Would you like to know more
I mean, sure
Here’s a 13,000-word retrospective
Ah, nah fam
for the creation of the shittiest widely adopted programming language since C++
Hey! JavaScript is objectively worse, thank you very much
domestic scenes and food imagery (sitting on my ass at the PC ingesting industrial amounts of crisps)
The search engine that dominated the industry was named for a child’s nonsense-babble word for 10^100;
And how did that work out in the long term? There were warning signs!
I think I already said this but you’re not making me use something called “Floorp” even if it’s the last piece of software in the world. Just come on.
Lot’s of words to say “but what were the users wearing?”
If you can’t sustain your business model without turning it into a predatory hellscape then you have failed and should perish. Like I’m sorry, but if a big social media service that actually serves its users is financially infeasible, then big social media services should not exist. Plain and simple.
Albrequerre
Aldquaque is what I type, crossing my fingers autocorrect will get that I mean Albequerqere
Nobody is reading papers. Universities are a clout machine.
Sokal, you should log off
wait what do you mean “reads like”
please don’t tell me this is earnest?