Would be pretty awesome if we got a terminator-esque situation but instead of killing all humans the terminators recognize the greed and overreach of the wealthy elite and decide those are the ones who need terminating and redistribute the wealth amongst the people. A girl can dream

To anyone with a vagina, this is def not an unknown fact hahaha. And gross is debatable but to each their own

I came across it years ago when it was first airing on TV, a friend of mine was super into Zak (imo he’s an overgrown child but to each their own). Got into it because they are so extra, it def works as a comedy. Then later in life had some roomies and we’d watch it while smoking. Hilarious, have quite a few phrases that live in my head rent free from that show

Yoooo, this show is a fucking riot, I love it for the cheese factor

Assuming local anesthetic was used to minimize the pain, a cut to the femoral artery might do it quickly. Google search says it only takes 3-5 minutes, sometimes less depending on the severity of the cut. Might be able to hasten things if you cut the femoral in each leg, too

(Should be obv, but this excludes Zelenskyy)

Edit: wtf why is it so hard to insert gifs

Jfc that thumbnail of Huffman’s face triggered me. How did he manage to make his face look MORE punchable??

American here, and it is a huge hope of mine that other nations develop new business/economic relations to replace those held with the US. I want those witless troglodytes who were crying about grocery and gas prices to watch as Trump fucks them right in their wallets and walks back every other stupid shallow empty promise he made them. So please, have no mercy on American products. Cut us off. Starve the cancer.

Edit to add: also if you guys are still serious about taking WA, OR, and CA, I will help you, haha

Holy shit I need this in sticker form so I can slap it on every vehicle with a MAGA sticker in my town.