Nuclear Armageddon. /s obviously…

Oh my, I haven’t thought about that series in many years!

Yeah, it’s an old meme and misspelled. Don’t care, still think it’s funny.

Is it sad that I had to double check it wasn’t The Onion?

I miss Terry. Discworld should be read by everyone!

The navigation computer did it. Parsecs are a measure of distance, so it really is just the computer being super accurate with its ability to plot a course and stay on it.

The stupid thing is I actively do less work in the office.

Is it time to update the phrase to “If you see someone gun down a CEO, no you didn’t!”?

We don’t… big corpo Microsoft does.

Isn’t this the plot to the Bangkok level in Hitman 2016?

Not even in the top ten weirdest things today. Do you even internet?

It was originally an SNL character, but yes, had a little cameo.

That’s a bummer.

That… that isn’t really what I meant…

That is a dev/publisher issue. A lot of games work now. EAC is just a flip of a switch basically.

Oh I know that. However I don’t own the work rig, won’t do anything but work on it.

This is part of why I preach Linux. I don’t care what distro, just get away from Microsoft.

Not a GD, so here’s my 2 cents on the top 2 - build from scratch. It will be cheaper in the long run as you can have an upgrade path. Some SIs use proprietary parts that will screw you later. Any non-rolling distro will be good. If she is a long time Windows user, I would recommend making it have KDE for the desktop as it seems to be pretty Windows friendly in orientation.

Mainly this was a joke. I have no belief in any gods.