The ancient texts of wisdom 🙏

Hard no from me

Never trust The Mail

Heavy dose of nostalgia there. I remember the Sun SPARCstations at uni and changing my desktop environment every other week.

I installed it 3 weeks ago and I’m really impressed with it and the companion mobile app

The very same

Oh, I thought it stood for Fuck Off, Miserable Osborne

The only good use of AI would be to use the heat from its excessive power consumption to keep our sausage rolls warm

You perfectly summed up my feelings on this

But they need to get to 2035 in order to survive by 2035 🤔

Never mind that, what is ‘coated poultry’? A chicken in a puffer jacket?

In the case of the UK and utilities, at least, public ownership.

I hate how, over the last 30 years, the burden for people to not be ripped off by companies has shifted to the individual. Why must I use my limited free time and mental capacity to shop around for car insurance, contents insurance, buildings insurance, rail travel, energy suppliers and now vets? To hell with ‘free market capitalism’.

Hmm, doubt it’s for security. Seems more likely they’re looking for backdoors in order to spy on users. There are far too many governments desperate to backdoor encryption and messaging apps to trust any government’s stated intent when it comes to technology

I love the way you delivered the punchline - very reminiscent of Douglas Adams

Looks nice, but at £50 it’s a hard no from me

If true, God spends a lot of time dreaming up scantily-clad, uwu-looking cat girls for an army of socially isolated believers

So Reform do like diversity after all - they like a diverse collection of vulnerable and marginalised groups to blame

TLDR: 500ml bottles. They could have just as validly said it’s one 13.5 million litre bottle.

Can shrimp even ride horses?