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They already have. Have you noticed the number of ads shown on google maps?

And I’ve been increasing given directions like “turn right after paid promotion X, with tagline Y”

I’ve done this!

Turn the shower on just high enough to get a good mist going then put a box fan on high as close as possible pointing out of the bathroom.

You’ve just dredged up a core memory! I can’t believe they’re still around and I haven’t used a CD drive in so long that I’ve forgotten that no-CD patches were a thing.

So your 8KB of data will last forever, but what about the firmware required to access it running on flash?

“snitches get to glue their own wounds shut and hope it doesn’t get infected” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Better than counting curly braces.