I still can’t believe they named her Jet Reno, because it just makes me think about Janet Reno.

Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.

Is there a green gatorade?

… you know what? Yes, please!

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

This better not awaken anything in me

Shirling

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Pakled.

Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?

Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.

Mortgage, no question.

Oh I love the part where his name rotates around

If god had a name, what would we call him?

Ha I’m listening to the Delta Flyers recap of this episode right now :)

Yet… if they’re unable to pay with SNAP because the funding is cut off, wouldn’t that law be inapplicable?

Annnnnny day now…

Honestly I’m baffled the Dems are attempting to have a backbone too. Here’s hoping they’ve finally graduated from whiffle ball to tee-ball.

You’re the nurse who couldn’t deal with extroverted coworkers and had to leave your job, right?

Respectfully, you should learn from that experience that your hardline introversion doesn’t serve you well in the workplace. Any manager will be more interested in preserving team dynamics than coddling a brittle individual. I don’t mean to be harsh but you need to learn a little flexibility or you’re going to run into the same problems again and again. You picked a people-facing career and chances are high that most of your colleagues will be on the extroverted side.

It’s fine to be introverted but you need to communicate your needs in a way that doesn’t alienate or offend your colleagues. It sounds like you want them to meet you where you are, rather than compromising somewhere in the middle. It won’t kill you to make a couple minutes of small talk, followed by a polite excuse as you remove yourself to be alone. You can even say something direct, like “I don’t mean to be rude, but I’m not huge on chitchat, and I have some studying I need to catch up on.” People prefer honesty to just being iced out.

You can’t expect them to respect your feelings and preferences if you’re not willing to do the same for theirs.

The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince