Be a part of something major. This doesn’t have to involve something with legal repercussions.

If legal repercussions aren’t off the table, though, get arrested for something cool, like protesting ICE. Bonus points: try to get somebody to take at least one reasonably clear photo of you for the Wikipedia page.

Do you think he didn’t know he had swollen ankles?

Before reading the other comments, I would have said that it’s probably a meaningless doodle, but it looks evil to people who are reflexively suspicious of anything unfamiliar.

That note under the punch clock is a hilarious overreaction, and I love it! Management isn’t just feeding the troll; they’re making the troll a full Thanksgiving dinner.

No. My car is where I get in the headspace for work, or decompress once the workday is over. Listening to my music is a big part of that. If my boss wants to buy me a Mercedes, then maybe we can discuss expectations. Until then, anyone cheerleading this idea can fuck all the way off.

I was hired by someone, but when I showed up for my “first day”, they denied ever offering me the position. Of course, I was pissed, but I consider this “luck” because I’m sure that working for someone who pulls shit like that would have been awful.

Last I heard was something like “Fyre Festival 2 is real” lol

Well I’ll be damned. She’s actually doing something useful.

LokiLuciano (for those of you who don’t get the reference, Lucky Luciano was a notorious gangster. Loki is, well, Loki.)

I almost feel sorry for people who are this ignorant and naive. Almost.

Seoul is so close to the border, it’s within artillery range of NK. Kim can cause all kinds of havoc without resorting to nukes. If provoked enough, he could put one (or more) craters in South Korea’s largest city, without even playing his scariest card.

Then there’s the possibility of a military response from China. Nobody wants to be on the receiving end of that.

Lastly, NK has been under all kinds of sanctions for years. It might not be the “anything” you have in mind, but many nations seem to be doing about as much as they can without risking all-out war.

Any website that insists on emailing you a login link rather than just using a password. Then they treat it like a positive and say “no more passwords!” Fuck you.

The sanitation issues that happened at Chipotle in such quick succession a few years ago were corporate sabotage. At the time, Chipotle was the fastest growing chain in the U.S.

I have a friend who accidentally killed his much-loved dog because he’d only intended to be gone for five minutes. He ended up getting distracted and was away from the car for over an hour. By then, the dog was dead. That was years ago, but it’ll always be heartbreaking.

Well, now I know where to go if I ever want the opinion of a racist asshole billionaire. That’ll probably never happen, but I’ll make a mental note.

This is cruel corporate greed. Shit like this is why regulations have to exist.

My preferred spelling is “weenis”, but that’s a minor detail. The rhyme is what’s important here.

If I was a Tesla owner, the only thing I’d want to know is if I could turn Grok off.

You’re right. Nobody reads a car’s manual cover-to-cover. Even if there was a way to disable this feature, she probably wouldn’t have known about it.

The boys’ grandmother, Katie Martinez, is heartbroken.

“They were strapped in their car seats. They couldn’t even get up to save themselves,” she told ABC7. “She literally locked them in their car seats and shut their doors.”

The grandmother will never forgive her (nor should she).

Equality House, bought and painted to irritate Westboro Baptist Church. It’s a tie with Mott House, listed on the same page.