That doesn’t look like the car I was expecting.

The douchiest of douchbags. This could participate in the asshole Olympics and get gold easily.

Someone to hear your prayers, someone who’s there.

This is my 2026 prediction:

• Trump has an embolism possibly caused by a not so great and beautiful diet. They stall as much as possible swearing in the VP alleging Trump may recover.

And then, right before it seems the VP will become the next president, a set of big tech companies claims that they have created [sic] a seamless AI copy of Donald J. Trump and is, for all means [sic again] the same conscience.

Most politicians call it bullshit and actively fight it, but then the Supreme Court approves it and suddenly the country is led by an LLM model mad libbing Trump tweets.

This goes for 45 days until a bipartisan vote… who am I kidding? No, it goes on and on, and now corporations are burning through the equivalent power consumption of Australia to get “the best” DJT GPT model so they can get their turn at the wheel.

Yadda yadda nuclear war yadda yadda the end.

Time is a wheel. I mean fashion, fashion is a wheel.

Or a set of leavers connected to a pulley.

Or the answer to what a lab tech wears to the beach.

And trying restore a lot, don’t be like me!

What’s going on with that haircut?

I bought the first iPhone when it was released. It didn’t have stereo bluetooth support, that was on the newer iPhone 3G.

However, except for the network adapter, both were hardware-wise exactly the same.

I found a kext file in my phone, that had disabled the function, as in:

“Bluetooth_stereo = false”

After enabling that, it worked like a charm.

That was the last iPhone I ever bought.

Wait, the Signal chat told me that this was solved for evar…

Sounds like an Adult Swim show.

Our Words are Backed with Nuclear Weapons.

This, and the Ancient times Elvis that was an advisor.

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An opossum. So I can maximize my best skill.

Don’t worry, probably the next unpredicted (because they’re short staffed if still there) freak storm of the century will wipe out any remaining crops. So… I guess a problem that will get solved by itself.

Let’s hope Samsung didn’t take a page from good ole VW’s book.

I mean, one thing is using recordings and another one is whistling. If you’re disrupting them then it’s just natural selection.

See, that’s the addiction talking. Seek help.

I mean, can you blame them?