Word. Well I certainly wasn’t going to 4chan for anything… thank you for reminding me that there was in fact a worst shit hole 😝

Nope… been all about that since I got my ass to Mars 😝

But then I need to be sitting down to punch somebody in the dick…

Yeah but… our cultural identity is young and in need of more good humor. I don’t necessarily see this as an argument for owning an uzi for “home defense,” but who really knows… I’m certainly not going back to Spezneyland just to find out 😌

Fun fact regarding the Jag handle, their really old coachwork vehicles had a small version of the same design. I’m afraid I don’t have a vehicle year to offer but it was probably 1920 or earlier, and about 2 inches in total length, and was definitely a security feature because the latch handles could only be popped out by hitting a small button on the inside of the door. The driver sat exposed in a front seat similar to the Ford model T.

There’s been several studies indicating that CEOs are selected at least in part for physical attractiveness; height, facial symmetry, etc. The etc. being sociopathic tendencies 😌

[sarcastic slow clapping intensifies]

GÖOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLEuh!

The first row is just Nobel’s, the second row is just those little Monopoly stickers from all the chezburgurz 😉

I mean… dude might have just liked bony MILFs, but IMHO it still takes an above average juggler to keep that many huge balls in the air 😉

More trench coat and way, way more medals 😉

I’m 😵

Sounds like homeslice was playing every angle to me… selling secrets to the Israeli government on the side, working for the oligarchs as his main gig, and boffing Maxi-max just for fun. Truly a multitasker of the lowest order.

Fuck me… I sound mad as a hatter. Happy Sunday y’all. God bless America 🪨🇺🇸🦅

Trump’s prying the bribe out of his hand 😝

I thought that was r/dig-a-hole-and-die-in-it?

Be sure to put the “free shovel & dirt” post it on the shovel before you disturb the walls of your internment garden… pockets full of seeds, etc.

FFS: This is a 1000% sarcastic comment… no I don’t think it’s funny, etc.

I’d watch it ironically… is it to soon to watch a Nazi fighting an alien?

Are brainrot videos the ones where someone on an impossibly clean set hides the 5 seconds of info you were promised somewhere in a 20 minute video the purports to explain the process you need and it end up no longer matching the software’s UI?

Asking for a friend ;-)

If one of the personalities is a hostage negotiator you got yourself a —fuckme… that terrible director with a collection of goth girls at his gate — M. Night Shyamalan movie 🍿

Oh nooooooo… how will I live??? 🥺

Bitch, fuck off.