Alright, enough making fun of languages that suck…let’s talk about JavaScript.
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Cake day: September 28th, 2023
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30·11 days ago“Well boys, looks like shoe bombs are back on the menu!”
3·11 days agoloop, innerloop, innerinnerloop, …
2·14 days agoThey read the book: “To Serve Man”
We’ll make great pets.
His future’s so bright, he had to install shades.
Usually people say “premature optimization is the root of all evil” to say “small optimizations are not worth it”
No, that’s not what people mean. They mean measure first, then optimize. Small optimizations may or may not be worth it. You don’t know until you measure using real data.
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No one goes to the Louvre, it’s too crowded.
2·2 months agoHe looks quite concerned.
The cat in the picture certainly isn’t having his turn.
11·2 months agoToday is a weed? Are you spraying tomorrow as well?
My arm started itching after reading this. Thanks.
2·2 months agoI think it is Bill Posters, and he’s always in trouble.
7·2 months agoI just love the intersection of Star Trek and Cheers.
What’s a party?
Looks like you answered your own question. :)
Guinan: What would you say to a beer, Mr. Spock?
Spock: Why would I wish to converse with an alcoholic beverage?
Guinan: How does a nice cold beer sound, Mr. Data?
Data: While most liquids do not actually produce any audible sound, I find that if I increase the gain on my audio processors, I can discern the faint popping sounds emitted by the carbonation breaking the surface. However, I do not believe this is affected by the temperature of the beverage.
Making our way through the Galaxy
Giving her everything she’s got
Getting rid of all these tribbles
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn’t you like to get away…
“Star Trek was filmed before a live studio audience.”
you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s
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