Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoSharks from species once thought harmless kill and eat snorkeler in feeding frenzywww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1209arrow-down13
arrow-up1206arrow-down1external-linkSharks from species once thought harmless kill and eat snorkeler in feeding frenzywww.independent.co.ukLady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square52linkfedilink
minus-squaregedaliyah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66arrow-down2·1 month agoWild animals are never “harmless.” Deer have killed people. Birds have killed people.
minus-squareYaDownWitCPP@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·1 month agoEven snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!
minus-squareSecretSauces@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·1 month agoVery, very slowly
minus-squarekryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoThe odds of you being killed by a snail are low… but never zero. And when it inevitably happens, there’s no way to prove that it was intentional, that it was retribution for your crimes against this snail’s entire bloodline… but I’ll know.
minus-squarekreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoMy only regret is that I could not have killed more snails in my short life. They eat my garden.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoLet me introduce you to this French cuisine I think you’ll enjoy.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-21 month agoWater had killed people. Gravity has killed people. But above all, humans have killed people. If I wanted to live, I’d go live with the sharks.
minus-square✨️❄️🌀❄️🧊🌨🧊❄️🌀❄️✨️@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month ago100% humans are the worst
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoEh. Food has killed people too, we’re not that impressive
minus-squareLucy :3@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month ago He looks so silly and cute tho… Juuuust a liiiiitle snoot boop…
Wild animals are never “harmless.”
Deer have killed people. Birds have killed people.
Even snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!
Very, very slowly
But relentlessly
The odds of you being killed by a snail are low… but never zero. And when it inevitably happens, there’s no way to prove that it was intentional, that it was retribution for your crimes against this snail’s entire bloodline… but I’ll know.
My only regret is that I could not have killed more snails in my short life. They eat my garden.
Let me introduce you to this French cuisine I think you’ll enjoy.
Water had killed people.
Gravity has killed people.
But above all, humans have killed people.
If I wanted to live, I’d go live with the sharks.
100%
humans are the worst
Eh. Food has killed people too, we’re not that impressive
He looks so silly and cute tho…
Juuuust a liiiiitle snoot boop…