Jon, we tried inviting you remember? But you spat at my feet and kept calling my partner “the Devil”. We laughed it off until you nailed that goats head to our door and called the police on us for walking on your side of the road. Then you rallied Mad Mick and his crew to join arms and sing kumbaya outside my window at 3am to purge my “sexy spirit” from the house. I mean, it’s a bit much. Anyway, enjoy your party and say hi to Mick for me