He had to cancel his son’s wedding? Wow, he must be suffering almost as much as everyone living in Gaza. Too bad this is just a thing that happens, it’s not like there’s a single person who can just stop the whole thing…

Were they in Spanish though? Or just a plain old boring kinda death threat?

I mean, the president did threaten him, so maybe he’ll grow a spine for his own safety.

Just closing the lid on those jars is probably overkill tbh.

Actual museum curators track these kind of events, and have budgets to re-collect them later. That’s how we found the new chapter of Gilgamesh a few years ago. It was unidentified in Iraq museum, stolen during the 2003 invasion, then bought by a curator for less than $1000.

If I knew nothing about Jared Leto, but saw the article’s picture as my first time seeing him, I’d definitely be like “yeah, that guy’s a sexual predator.”

What’s the furthest south and/or west you’ve ever been?

According to the latest reports, he still doesn’t know they happened because he regularly doesn’t attend his own security briefings. Not to worry though, he’ll be fully briefed this evening when Fox and Friends covers it tonight.

The black stuff is tar, so based on crude oil. This is just oil lobbying by another name.

Dang, France is really about to take away the one thing that the USA has always been ahead of them on.

Until someone points out the gun is black!

I mean, some of those things are just because online recipes are usually shit. You can pretty much always use a spice blend instead of salt and pepper, you can always add Chile powder at any concentration you desire, and you should always double the garlic (at least). Granted, some of this is because most recipes are written by AI nowadays.

Maybe they’re fr*nch

No one on LinkedIn has a real job, they’re all just bragging about being self-employed or paid to post there to “generate positive public opinion on 50 hour work weeks”.

Or, more accurately, ‘a novel that is at most partially by Lena McDonald’.

I’d be down for some R rated Star Wars…as long as Ryan Reynolds has nothing to do with it…

Rich people crashing their planes into random people’s houses is a tradition as old as Howard Hughes.

But ChatGPT helped me write this graphic in only 30 minutes, and it’s exact.

Don’t worry, there’s always 2026!

And MinusJs depends on AngularJs and VueJs for some reason, but that’s just the cost of doing business!