Hold up now! I’ll have you know in some parts of the country women couldn’t vote until the 90s! Also unmarried cohabitation was illegal in some cantons until the 80s and paternity leave as a concept only exists in Switzerland since the 00s.

And his name is…

JOHN CENA 🎺🎺 🎺

After gerting a full cavity search:

huhuh, did I just score?

On a scale of 1 to 10, I wonder how old that judge’s last sexual partner victim was

Espresso Macchiato for me please

That is the best excuse for a typo ever, congrats to you. (Mine still autocorrects correctly, woo)

Punt gun

Erstwhile internment camps

Either Arthur Brown or H.P. Baxxter

E: or perhaps Keith Flint

Remember, it’s not paranoia if they’re really after you.

It’d actually be a nice tourist destination, food is great, glad I got to go many years ago in between murder campaigns.

Arrest ICE, got it.

With money they receive from the US in the first place, the weapons manufacturers then use that money to bribe lobby the US government to support Israel some more and send them more money

Dunno, why learn to read, everything is already on the internet

So, pervitin, but electronic?

Hypercrack: combine equal parts pineapple juice and coconut milk and rum, shake and serve over ice with a squish of lime and some simple syrup to taste

No such thing as the government, that’s just a thing invented by big news to sell you more news

It’s more likely than you think!

They should feed the taco some fake intel, e.g. some abandoned shed in the middle of nowhere being a secret drone factory and if it gets obliterated the next day…

Go get her tiger