The overture is Office Space.

That shit is a documentary.

To fucking rent it at that.

I don’t think you can even get a service as good as the Arrs if you’re rich and have insanely expensive stuff like Kaleidescape.

Probably not much point when they’re going to arrest him for running into a crowd.

The world’s most overconfident virtual intern strikes again.

Also, who the flying fuck are either of these companies? 1000 records is nothing. That’s a fucking text file.

While we talk about the Old Net beyond the Blackwall with our chooms.

Yeah, they killed a bunch of Philippine sailors. That’ll teach Israel a lesson, eh?

Before I used Firefox on Android, any search about a game I’m playing would result in a half page video ad in the top half of the screen, accompanied by the bottom half being a request to share your data with 1496 trusted data partners.

Now I use Firefox with add ons, and I get the results I requested. The modern web is basically unusable in it’s raw form.

Another £225 million of tax payers money sent to Jensen Huang so he can spend it on more leather jackets.

They could have spent that on something useful, like about 100 metres of HS2 track…

And water while we’re at it.

It is beyond ludicrous that these things were ever privatised in the first place.

Jim Hacker: Don’t tell me about the Press. I know exactly who reads the papers. The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country; The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; The Financial Times is read by people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; and The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

Sir Humphrey: Oh, and Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?

Bernard Woolley: Sun readers don’t care who runs the country as long as she’s got big tits.

More, if anything.

Ad BwOcKeRs ArE StEaLiNg FwOm Us!!!

Meanwhile Google, Amazon, Facebook, and a billion AI web crawlers can hammer the fuck out of of your site and nobody cares.

Javascript is living proof that your language doesn’t need to be good to be used.

I tripped over this one in Delphi the other day.

function AnsiStartsText(const ASubText, AText: string): Boolean;
function AnsiEndsText(const ASubText, AText: string): Boolean;
function AnsiContainsText(const AText, ASubText: string): Boolean;

Faking it is fine.

You become an adult the day you realise everyone else is faking it too.

They don’t want the country to be impoverished, and it’s ridiculous to suggest that.

They just want the bottom 99.9% of the population to be impoverished. They’re already most of the way there.

Now more than ever is RFK Jr’s time to shine. Go on Robert, prescribe him a slab of raw bear meat or something.

No point since I suspect he can barely read anyway.

Just post on them. Two birds with one stone.

But if you do comply, double down by ringing Kier Starmer up and letting him (and your local MP) know what you’ve been wanking off to, since he’s so fucking interested. He could have blocked this, but he let it run because he also agrees with it.

I wonder if there’s a browser addon to make an itemised list of all the videos and camgirls and then I can send it to him on a regular basis. It should log when you close the browser window so it knows when you’ve “finished” so to speak. Maybe I could highlight those videos in bold for him, so he can skip right to the good ones.

I know, right. It’s disgusting this has been upvoted.

It should be 1001 for MInix. 101 was CInix.