One time at a GWAR show I got sprayed right in the face with a stream of fake blood and it dyed my contacts red for a day or so.

They’re the mayonnaise of music

They’re perfect for billionaires

I bet he’ll get a GoFundMe up and running in no time to get supported by a bunch of other whackjobs.

For the pope I’d be concerned if he didn’t support harboring sexual abuse.

Send them to Mar-A-Lago please.

Now we’re talkin’

Figma what?

Oh so sorry to hear about your Swasticars that passed away. Here’s five big booms.

Just imagine what would happen if the tables were turned.

Thoughts and prayers

I love Arch

I can guess whose blood the police prefer.

What’s even worse than a real cop is a poser cop. I love meanmugging them.

Summer of 69 tons of fat and greasy rags

Get rekt

Just make sure to also raid the White House. Then you’ll get a pardon.

I hope it was a perfect phone call.

As a fellow PDXer this is valuable information.

I’ve been daily driving it for quite a while now and have had zero issues even with constant updates.