Qapla’!

Sapporo! It really pairs nicely. Exceptionally well with spicy versions.

Alternatively, sour beer or cider complement ramen very nicely since they have enough acid to cut through the rich flavors of layers of fat and salt and umami.

Absolutely nobody could have seen this coming…

Except everyone paying attention.

Thought inflation was bad before? We ain’t seen shit yet.

I really like Obsidian.md

I mean, with advertising like this, who can say it’s wrong?

You have to have spam curds to go along with it to round out the meal, and wash it all down with a pint of dill pickle or mini donut beer.

You know, the first two were enough for the world.

I guess we’ve lived long enough to see ourselves become the villain.

That only applies to the poors.

Set that phaser to fun, number one.

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This coming from the same motherfuckers that brought you classics like:

“We have to let the Nazis march in the park this weekend, freeze peach”

And

“The klan is just a bunch of good 'ol boys, they never hurt nobody”

I’m other words, it’s just another example of how not to do business that all the rubes will throw money at.

Awesome.

Media frenzy for this event will make a great distraction from the cancellation of the shit show military parade / ego stroke.

Otherwise they may actually have to cover those nationwide protests with millions of attendees planned. Their corporate masters wouldn’t like that.

A little too convenient.

Weak people create hard times. I guess we are currently in the FO path.

God-damned ghouls. But I guess that’s not entirely true because ghouls at least used to be human.

Coward. And now he’s going to tell everyone what a great deal maker he is - it only cost the world $12 B or so.

The fact that people defend this action is appalling.

Due process is for suckers.

Time to arm up friends.

Wouldn’t want to upset the morons - they’ll figure it out soon like the rest of our sorry asses.

It’s really a damned shame stupid isn’t painful more often.

That comment is correct on so many levels…