Cor blimey, guv’nor. It ent no wonder the poor bloke suicided, he ent ‘ad nowt to eat but kippers and marmalade for bleedin’ weeks.

I mean yeah, since nukes were invented there’s no way we’re getting far away from midnight. Just a matter of waiting until someone lights the touchpaper.

Just like Cher (which is short for Cheremy).

Everybody wants something. They’ll take your money and never give up.

I don’t know you, but I’m willing to go out on a limb and say that you haven’t seen my toilet.

We don’t have free speech in our constitution, but we have protection of free speech in common law, unless it’s explicitly banned by legislation, like some hate speech is.