Eh-I

DNC loves their big empty tent.

“Bill! Get you dick out of the jelly beans!”

Can I just stun them instead?

I condemn this comment in the strongest possible terms. The American people will not tolerate edits and if it continues we will convene a hearing in the interest of norrrrrrrrrrms.

send tweet

Yes, that’s fine. Can I kill him? Like plunge a knife in his chest, not beam him into two.

In the year 2525

Schumer is going to give him such a tweeting 😡

I love how it straight up says in the error message that you pressed a browser button.

That’s going to be a laggy-ass algorithm. Don’t try to predict more than one video at once or the whole thing will freeze up.

Trump floats

prove it

It was oddly easy. Click the cancel button and that was it. No “are you sure” BS. Not like SiriusXM, whom I’m also boycotting for being shit.

Thanks for the reminder!

Something’s wrong with Skynet, why doesn’t it just kill us?

Removed by mod

The Luigi snitch didn’t get the money.

What? No way. We should lock him up.

I might have felt better voting for Hillary if she dumped his ass when she should have.

Nevermind the credit cards, it’s the viewing habits they can sell that really make money.

Just shut up and start pouring, we got this. 😂

Sanctions? On my country?

Asimov came up with the three laws of robotics.

He then spent the rest of his life writing examples of how they don’t work.