🤷‍♂️ Sorry

Damn it seven, you’re making the Vulcan stare at your bazongas. That doesn’t belong on the bridge.

Actually, yes, for good reason god dammit. Venus is terrifying. The acid-rain, steel-crushing atmosphere, volcanic climate, weird fuckin’ backwards-spin of it’s rotation? Shit ain’t natural, each day I wake up expecting scientists to find the mustache it’s been twirling

Why does this work?

I’d check out the podcasts - I like It’s Probably Not Aliens

???

K, well, you also have the choice to eat literally any mushroom you find growing in the ground, doesn’t mean it’d be legal to sell them as shishkabs on the street. Wtf are you on about mate

Aaaand saved, what a copypasta

The other thing ➡️

Trust me, as someone who has that right now I dearly wish I didn’t. It’s false & unhelpful. Especially when there needs to be a painful change but people refuse.

Why’d ye spell yer beans…?