We named a female cat Dave before we knew she was female (we were bottle feeding her before we got her fixed. thought she was male. the vet corrected us, but she came when we called Dave down the hall so we weren’t changing her name). So from then on Dave was male when he was bad, female when she was good, and enby when they were neither.

huh, when i learned about the hemline index i learned about it in the inverse, but basically what i learned about macro is that it’s bullshit.

So say we all.

marketing now request two kitten

you got your skin on the outside like a chump

i’d get those chipmunks some cheese.

Dammit. Land of Make Believe was my first LP

or babylon5

it looks kind of like my brother’s rug

is he talking about his hair?

only test he gets 100 on is blood cholesterol percent

we gotta take back our parks from the night y’all

Sad thing is if he’d just gone away quietly after his first term like all civilized Statesian presidents, we legitimately wouldn’t be talking about his dear friendship with the famous pedo

They’re speed dents

“Kick him in the nards!”

“he doesn’t got nards”

“do it! Do it!”

💥💥CRUNCH 💥💥

“Jem’Hadar’s got nards!”

I write.

Now I gotta rewatch Ren and Stimpy

No. Failure is another way to learn.

Yeah, I don’t care about the raw amount of mistakes, I care whether the mistakes are severe enough to throw the case. Stuff like missing filing deadlines.