They’ll just have AI do it. Can’t afford real eyes.

Credit goes to Alzward

I’ve been doing my best to avoid those stories. Not because I hope they aren’t real. That’s the problem. I DO hope they’re real. I’m just tired of them melting and would prefer to see them evaporate. I’d also accept sublimation.

They did like to parade the death of the girl who died to an immigrant, and they liked to parade the girl who had a volleyball spiked in her face by a trans player. You’re absolutely right that he doesn’t care about anyone, but rather uses select misfortunes to further his own ideals.

Hear me out…

D.C. Washington D.C. Not Washington state.

I have no idea why anyone would subject children to this life right now. Women are losing autonomy, racism runs rampant. War criminals are nominating for Peace Prizes. Shit just all around sucks.

But he didn’t do anything. Luigi and the guy in the security camera look nothing alike.

I’m hoping we get ranked choice voting more widespread because of it.

I would expect him to try. Or at least complain about the “liberal judge”.

Don’t forget the MSG.

Apparently, that phrase about clocks being right doesn’t apply in all situations.

They’re also already born, so they can’t pretend to be pro-life.

Shit, after the first episode of the newest Black Mirror season, I would very much prefer no implants in my brain.

“I’m going to be rich, soon” they say while they’re considering payment plans for a Taco Bell order.

I never thought about it before, but why/how do some of the most secure places on the planet with some of the most important people in the States get delivery from a local Domino’s? It seems like a MASSIVE risk to the people or buildings.

So we’ve learned nothing. It’s just that your people are currently being affected. Yet there are still no regrets. I think people need to get more used to being wrong. Eat some humble pie, and admit that you were wrong for the first time in your life.

Unfortunately, I don’t think we can take credit for most of those.

I hear it clumps less in Metamucil.