My anaconda doesn’t want…wait, it’s just pythons

We have Baygulls. They are tasty with cream cheese.

I’ve had pretty good luck at transplanting after the herbs get big. Also a dehydrator is nice.

How long before it is mandated that all govt officials can only use the T1 phone?

Surprise! It’s full of drones. Carrying swedish meatballs of course.

A little firmware update and that floppy disc will be a hard 3.5 inch, but somehow still a floppy.

Arschgeweih. The word is Ass antlers in German. Tmyk

Sweet boat. Well it was.

Thank you. That was some “wow” reading.

I do love his videos. Very informative. Also this CNN story claims are over a 12hr period. Silly stats IMO.

I’m a middle aged guy, so I only use Snapchat. Because me and my friends have children and no free time so that’s how we keep in touch and share our lives.

Jesse, we cook tonight!

It’s a federation game. It would be illogical not to call you on it. This counts towards the seeding in the next Genesis Device round.

Smokey, you crossed the neutral zone. That’s a foul. Mark it zero!

*Eating raw meat significantly increases your risk of foodborne illness

So are the photos on my phone. I started getting old and now I can see and can’t remember so everything gets a picture! Went from big butts and boobs to small text and team viewer logins.

Sub(missive)-machine gun

Not with the current price of eggs

Toes? I do pushups with my penis. One, two, 360, three, four.