

Having scattered loved ones ashes before, I find this kind of funny. Once the embarrassment wears off, you may find it funny too.
The person wanted to be left up there where they were, and they may have been glad to share the spot with you while you had lunch.
Be sure to wash your britches though.
Is it in a car?
Is it in a bar?
Is it in a bag?
I’m sorry you’ve hit a snag.