Oof.

I live in a 120 year old house and had several rooms violated by the worst fake pictures-of-wood that was glued down with industrial adhesive, and with many patches with terrible wood in conspicuous places.

There’s no way to make my wood look goood naked.

Yours is gorgeous. Thanks.

Pic of your floorboards? Sorry if that’s too forward.

Now I’m picturing a sort of reverse cargo cult situation in which the aliens, after a generation or so, think this is expected as a sort of human greeting.

It seems weird, but it always starts good relations, so…

(e: in some federation of planets, word has got round that this is the customary greeting when visiting earth.)

Most people who report such an experience seem to have been relatively uninjured. e: sometimes they claim to be tagged with a chip or something. We tend to do that to animals, too.

He has the best hair.

I feel like you’re overthinking this. There are people who buy crystal-infused drinking cups to reset their personal feng shui. (Spoiler: it’s just glitter.)

I really wish I didn’t have morals. It’s so easy to make money if you’re willing to fleece people.

e: autocorrect

That just makes it worse.

Going out of your way to defend trump, diddy, and epstein is not a good look, btw.

It’s like Diddy, is every other rapper a sexual predator like him then?

You must be a troll, because a serious person wouldn’t say this.

You know that real people are behind these names, right?

Do you realise that real people are reading your comments or are you just having fun here? I’ll answer if you’re serious, but I don’t believe you are.

Of all the dystopian things, this is probably the most dystopian thing I’ve read lately.

This is horrible.

Neat. Good luck protecting yourself from this.

On the other hand, I’m seriously considering opening an Etsy shop selling foil-lined clothes. I’m pretty good at sewing. What do you think?

One time? Sure.

But there are so many photos and videos of these same people at parties, many with underaged girls, and certain people are at nearly all of them.

Why would anyone defend them after all we’ve seen? They certainly wouldn’t defend you.

*autocorrect

Hey Qanon!

Here’s your deep state.

e: sorry, downvoters; you’ve been had, but it’s not too late. There are real conspiracies here.

Why use a strongly typed language at all, then?

Sounds unnecessarily restrictive, right? Just cast whatever as whatever and let future devs sort it out.

$myConstant = ‘15’;
$myOtherConstant = getDateTime();
$buggyShit = $myConstant + $myOtherConstant;

Fuck everyone who comes after me for the next 20 years.

So here’s a fun (/s) idea: she’s got so much leverage over trump, she can probably force him to pardon her.

I think she’d be crazy not to try that, and how will Magaworld react if he does?

Thank you. I’ve only heard ‘generative’ but I’ve not really kept up with the tech until the past few years since it wasn’t much of a thing before that in real life.

You’re very good at explaining things, thanks.

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Gotcha.

‘AGI’ means ‘Artificial Generative Intelligence’, which is a fancy name used for LLMs by marketers and techbros.

Or did you mean something else?