I mean, the TV is old enough to drive and some places drink, so it’s kind of old.

Depression? You can have some of mine, I have more than enough for everyone.

Do I care that it’s happening? No. Do I enjoy hearing about Musk’s toys being broken? Absolutely.

All the while pushing ridiculous RTO agendas.

That’s a fair point.

Is it worth the hype that Apple and cell carriers are throwing at it? Not really, but do I, as a user, enjoy a lot of the new features? For sure.
Double tap to type to Siri is great, and access to ChatGPT for answers Siri doesn’t know is much better than, “I couldn’t find the answer. Would you like me to search the internet?” And as a person with slight dyslexia and ADHD, Proofread is a fucking god send.

I like to imagine he got snapped while on a flight on his private jet…

Stupid Jimmy Pesto.

Come check out Comcast’s New Quantum Internet plans! Up to instantaneously Download speeds and almost 40 mbs Upload speeds! Amazing! And if you get our route we’ll make you pay for it forever, and then charge you for it if it doesn’t look new when you return it! Life changing! Don’t forget our data caps! While it cost us a fraction of a fraction of what we charge you to send slightly more or less of your data we’re gonna charge ya for it anyway because fuck you! Bend over!

Throw her into Gen Pop and forget about her.

Now now now, let us not jump to any logical conclusions. It could turn out that while in handcuffs in the back of the police car he managed to put his own knee on his throat and choked himself to death.

I would upvote this twice if I could.

Lol, I guess you’re right, not really what I was going for but to each their own.

One thing that any would be shoplifter should take away from this is NEVER steal from Target. Target waits and tallies up what a person has shoplifted until that dollar value exceeds what is required to charge them with felony theft, in Florida‘s case a dollar value greater than 750, and then has that person arrested.