I don’t know why you’re being downvoted but I think you may be asking the wrong people here. Personally I have no idea what you just posted and it looks like character soup to me.

Video update.

Video update.

Video update.

10-4. I think the slipping may be because my apartment has a speed bump directly in front of it(meaning I drive over it at least twice a workday) and the SC humidity is freaking ridiculous. But as soon as I get off work I’m going to try tightening the clamp nut. Fingers crossed that is the solution.

looks at username …sure…

I live on the back of the devil’s nuts in SC, USA.

Damn. I left my platinum visa in my other pants.

For the jump the pos and neg were connected on the good battery and the pos was connected but the neg was attached to a bolt on the “bad” battery, as per this video: https://youtu.be/iI1o2hNy2hE

Feel like traveling to the middle of no where woods of SC, USA?

While jumping in left it for around five minutes and revved the wife’s car twice during that. The same symptoms persisted.

I’m not sure about the actual age of the battery but I don’t believe it’s more than 5 years yet.

I’m almost positive the contact is loose. My solution after it had been slipping off was to push it back down the post with a hard rubber keychain I have. I’m hoping that’s it and I just need to tighten it as that’s the cheapest fix.

Not yet, had to wake up the wife to give me a ride into work(we work at the same place I just have an earlier shift) but once I get off I’ll be doing that first.

During the jump I let it sit for about 5 minutes and revved the wife’s car twice.

I don’t think the battery is older than 5 years. But I could be wrong, as I didn’t check.

Ok. I had made sure that the clamp was fully down on the post but I couldn’t check to see if it was snug. I’m hoping it’s just a matter of tightening the contacts since that’s the cheapest option.

IIRC I had it replaced a few years ago due to corrosion.

I’m hoping that it’s just a matter of needing to tighten the contact around post since that’ll just cost me some of my time.

Gross, and yes. That would be why

Any warning label you have ever seen exists because enough people did the thing being warned against that a lawyer said there needed to be a sign.

Ah.

Isn’t that Curly Brace?

I’ve always heard it called a silicone spatula.

https://crazypeople.online/c/eternalplaylist

Someone else mentioned it but this would be the route I would go as well. I’ve actually submitted a few things there.