sad Samsung noises

Could I get a list? And what’s ADB?

“What colour should we paint this wall?”

“[REDACTED]”

Me on mobile: Huh, interesting…

Bloody parasites

“Google” - Disabled

Chrome - Disabled

Gemini - Never installed that parasite in the first place

Thanks bro

I’ve heard of something called GrapheneOS which the privacy community seem to like. The installation guide has my head spinning so I haven’t done it, but if it’s something you want to look into, there you go.

Fair enough

I mean I’ll.try but I am not confident in myself here

Ok now you KNOW they won’t accept that one

I think the government misunderstood the assignment here. And it was a stupid assignment in the first place

The first LLM to ever say anything worthwhile

That’s a bloody miracle

Edit: Lemmy comments don’t seem to have enough contrast for it to work

Yes, but so should water, electricity, healthcare etc, so it doesn’t look like that’s happening

You guys are trusting AI?

Nothing. There is no hope.

Local - I guess they’re doing ok? I don’t hear much about them but the sewer system and roads are working so they have to be doing something right.

National - I’m fatigued with them. I barely have any energy left to care what these useless cunts get up to.

Yeah true, to be remembered we need someone alive to remember us

Maybe a few particularly consequential world leaders, but most of us? No.

Oh don’t worry, we’ll all die to global warming within one, maybe two, generations of that starting