Find someone you know who smokes weed and ask them to hook you up with a dealer. Become friends with them. Smoke at their house.

That’s how it worked for me, when I was a teenager, anyway.

Love how it only took several months of guessing.

I can do the same thing. You. Yeah you. The person reading this. I bet your name is John.

(Everyone named John reading this is now shitting their pants)

It’s really easy if you simply buy a ton of them all at once and just keep them in a cupboard or something.

It’s just missing everything from above the shoulders.

I know I am normally recognizable, but currently if someone doesn’t have display names or avatars visible they probably won’t know who I am on this account since it’s my old username, from Reddit.

Having a pfp greatly increases my recognition of other users. So you’re already proving more recognizable than most users who have none.

I feel I have a better understanding of written words than film. All my education taught was how to recognize things in literature; not any kind of visual medium. If a director of a movie uses a subtle visual element as a metaphor, I am probably not going to recognize it as such, compared to a similar metaphor used in a book, through text.

I remember Miles being a bigger dick than Keiko cuz the first thing I even think about when thinking about the characters is the time Keiko made some food from her own childhood and Miles was just like “where’s the corn beef and potatoes?”

Hell the worst I remember Keiko doing wasn’t exactly her; she was possessed by some kind of energy being or someshit.

I loved Babylon 5 so much, I even subjected myself to the god awful fan continuations.

“And look what happened to Lol. She fucking died!”

“…And one Lean Cuisine, cuz I’m trying to watch my weight.”

This is a surprise to me since I have only been buying knock-off Hot Pockets for years because fuck Nestle.

If you try to knock me, you’ll get mocked

I’ll stir fry you in my wok

Your knees’ll start shaking and your fingers pop

Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock

Surely they would have heard the euphemism for taking a shit?

“I gotta drop the Cleveland Browns off at the Super Bowl.”

Just don’t read it again in the morning. 🤷🏻‍♂️

“It’s my [REDACTED] in a box!”

I really doubt you do not have a OneDrive folder at all, since the default My Documents location is

C:\users\<user>\OneDrive\MyDocuments

Regardless. Even if you completely skip the OneDrive shit at install.

What happens if it bites a human? Also, unrelated, how would I get access to be bitten by the spider?

Instead of “it hurt very much” you can say “it hurt a fuckton.”

“My fantasy is to be with Statler and Waldorf at the same time.”