Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

Don’t sweat it. Just get what’s on sale.

They’re all the same.

There’s only one reason I’d opt for a high priced name brand. And that’s the ability to apply filters to everything you’re watching.

Imagine watching Ace Ventura but every character has the Chad Face filter on.

“American Style” Democrqcy

Fucking monstrous doesn’t even begin to describe it.

I installed it earlier this year on android. But it wouldn’t let me sign in or browse without syncing my contacts from my phone.

So I uninstalled it.

Totally. You think they parade around at NAMBLA marches or something?

They would if they were honest.

But don’t worry. Catholics don’t have a monopoly on child abuse. Evangelical youth pastors are gunning for the crown. (They’ll never get close. But they’re trying)

I only keep it installed for service outages and breaking news. I don’t need an extra layer of bullshit to wade thru to see if Xbox servers are down.

Don’t pretend he’s actually trying.

This shit better be opt-in.

Thousand plus years.

I don’t know exactly when sneaky catholic scribes changed up the wording to make being gay bad except when they’re being gay with children. But it’s definitely their doing.

He doesn’t want to end it. He is a dual citizen.

He works for Netanyahoo. Not the US president.

Welp. Look for the colonizers to start using biological weapons. Seems like every time a sane person makes a suggestion they line up 3 new sharks to jump.

That genocidal lunatic doesn’t need a reason.

Lol. Hell no.

Equally fkin useless.

I wish I had a 1.0 version of netscape saved somewhere so I could use it.

That’s what I was about to say. That makes no sense. Unless OP is outside their hoke country at like a tourist trap maybe.

Assassinates negotiators.

Whines when no negotiators.

Pretends to be victim.

Use chrome to download Firefox.

They can try. It won’t work.