The more I know, yes yes yes!

I’d like one normal brain and nervous system now! We can all share it. I need it on Fridays though.

…makes me worry I’m not just autistic. Cause I almost never feel happy finishing something hard, just fucking fury at myself at taking so long.

Candied jalapeños are fun. Sweet but still spicy!

I cook 95 percent of the time. Husband can reheat or heat up a frozen thing, but not cook very well. Twin cooks dinner on Friday but sometimes just gets fast food for us. We also order more than we should. But if someone is cooking is probably me. And if it’s baking its 100 percent me. Twin fucked up box brownies once and won’t do more than boxes ever again.

“Help help! I’m being affectionated, a crime against all cats!!”

We had no consoles, I saved all my money to buy a Gameboy color and Pokémon crystal.

Which mother then said I had to key my twin use as well

Annoyed as fuck over that. They could have bought their own damnit

Mother looked at the games I bought for the color but I only really played crystal, donkey kong, that sort of thing.

The computer was edutainment games only, but me and twin liked Oregon trail 2 and Amazon trail and the like.

Once the internet arrived they didn’t realize I found a place to download like rpg maker games.

Into a teacup, into the fridge, then when full and solidified, peeled out and thrown into the trash.

They tasted very metallic with braces. If it happened with other foods I didn’t find out during the years I had braces, sorry!

The food that happened the most frequently so I remember it was egg whites tasted horrible when I had braces.

Otherwise I’ve eaten a number of bad things because we traveled a lot as kids and you ate what was put in front of you. If it was truly gagging we could stop though. Sometimes we’d get a chewy bar like thing later if it was clear we simply weren’t going to eat whatever horrible it was.

I am on mobile and can’t fetch a screenshot here, but Hades 2 has a hot spring you can take npcs to. To romance them I suppose but also just chat and relax!

Edit - Hot Springs?

Yeah, we call the township here and they’ll send the guys out again. They’re much better about actually doing that if the entire street was missed though. Once they didn’t pick up our trash and only ours and we had to call the next day and get snippy. They came out though.

I too dream of the sunbeam radiant toaster.

Interesting. When my husband suggested we watch it, ages ago really early on in our relationship, I had asked him what category it was. I also asked him just now. Just now he went “Oh that’s difficult but broadly speaking it’s a comedy”. I said “I asked that question of you when you showed it to me like 15 years ago. So you know what you said then?” “No, what did I say then?” “You called it a dark comedy because someone died” (because I was and am sensitive to that) He nodded and said “Makes sense”

I never realized it was considered a stoner comedy! It’s quite a bit better than one I’ve seen in that category!

Chicken tortellini soup. Everyone in the house likes it so everyone could just have a nice bowl whenever!

All cats are ‘baby’ unless I’m told otherwise!

Your girlfriend scares me quite a bit!!

I’d love to see the canning one be more active! Gardening has been more active than I thought it would be.

Unfortunately my first order didn’t have any, but the second I was like, “Husband maybe ask if they can put pickles on it? Cause they sell burger burgers, they have pickles” and he was like “I don’t knoooow maybe they don’t” but he asked and they did and it’s marvelous! But I adoooore pickles. I’m going to grow canning pickles next year just to make my own!

Windshields being covered with bug guts. Way more fireflies in the summer (but our yard still has some because we don’t rake under the bushes). People smoking just fucking everywhere.