They’re boycotting Pringles as an evil trap created by the democrats to trap their hands in the cans so they can’t vote.

Truly the American way.

“You must stop killing children! Children are for molesting and sexual exploitation only!”

-The Pope

“… predators. When that doesn’t work, he transfers them to another church.”

You misspelled “pedophiles”.

Any politician who can hold their breath under lava for more than 60 seconds can then submit the proper paperwork to begin collecting signatures to get their names added to the primary ballots.

Humans are electrified meat computers. Music is math and chaos brought into order. It’s no wonder we love music like we do.

Ferguson was legend!

Did Iran just create KillStarter?

Do you write legal contracts for a living?

TACO Grande!

Star Trek Guy?

Conservatives explained.

The whole country should start sending her “Congratulations On Your Abortion!” Hallmark cards.

AI knows as much about the subjects I ask it as my predictive text keyboard does.

"It was almost entirely peaceful.

We pepper-balled them anyway."

Because they are disgusted by the idea that they might get too far into raping someone before realizing the victim has a penis.

Millions wasted on something that can be nullified by placing a box over it to blind its sensors.

Nothing. They will learn absolutely nothing.

Thienthe thtuff.

I thought the least safe place was an American school.