It’s a fucking South Park quote and you’re over analyzing this shit.

I’d be pissed off if I wasn’t laughing so hard.

Bro… I thought we were friends now you’re telling me I’m ugly.

Dammit, where were all these sexed-up teachers when I was a kid?

Get some meth and a cheap hooker and have a party.

I’d be rolling in that shit like I was Scrooge McDuck.

I wash my bedsheets yearly whether they need it or not and besides that it’s mostly a self-contained ecosystem for example I don’t change my bath mat because that’s where my mushrooms grow.

I do.

I can’t stand cupboard drawers or microwaves hanging open it would drive me nuts.

Some of any money you donate goes to running .ml.

It’s always the ones you expect the most.

You’ve got people in the communist country of Canada with (mostly) universal healthcare who are into those conspiracies so I think it’s just human nature.

So you just leave it open when you’re not cooking?

Does it not have a light in it?

Do you have your programming socks on?

I thought you’d never ask.

That’s way more than three months salary though.

Shake it baby.

How maximizing shareholder profits leaves the average restaurant goer unable to afford an extra 1.50.

.ml removed this article for ‘not being a valid news source.’

Me too they didn’t need to ban me because I left.