Scrambled Eggs

I mean, someone needs to run the operations at the island. Trump is getting lonely.

Or he’ll extend it by another two weeks.

On the bright side, you get cooler shoes. I can’t find ninja turtle shoes in my size

Wow that guy in the front looks just like me! What’s the name of this anime?

If only there was a list…

My mother is dead so I guess, good for her?

Technically true. I’ll allow it.

That’s how you know who the important characters are.

I eat cheese at midnight.

Thanks Obama

Only 4 years ago. That’s a bad sign.

You mean capitalism is facing challenges on how to exploit workers when there are less people? Good.

Is there an android version?

Finally, some good news.

Good. So the cops should be on their best behavior.

I honestly didn’t expect her to survive this one. She made it publicly known what she was doing so Israel couldn’t say it was a normal bombing of transport ships. But I figured they would use her as an example and destroy the ship.

Job creator.

Also remember they are the victims and are only trying to maintain peace.

/s

I’ve come to terms that I will die with my loans.

It’s a very American thing to do.