If you ask, they’ll tell you it’s different for ‘essential services’. It’s the same excuse they use for the farm handouts.

I’ve been to places that don’t take check or cash anymore though.

In a memetic landscape poisoned by irony, absurdity is the point. The dildo isn’t symbolic. Its function is noise.

Maybe, but it’s also sexual harassment.

Schrodinger’s asshole. It’s just a joke bro! Unless…?

Doubletree Landscaping booked up again?

Ohhh so you’re not even from the US, you’re just saying stuff.

I thought .ml users were in agreement that the US was a 3rd world country?

A bad case of affluenza.

Dude, didn’t you see their instance? They’re a tankie. They were never ‘refusing to vote for genocide’. They were always holding their vote in the hope that the evil US would destroy itself so Generous China and Glorious Mother Russia could take their place as the true and noble world leaders.

Just ignore them.

.world is a bit touchy about it because they’re based in a country that considers that ‘violent speech’ and could conceivably shut them down over it. But the admins also don’t like Nazis so they tend to look the other way as long as people aren’t too aggressive about it.

Mill Ends was started by an Irish immigrant who spent so long looking at an unfinished lamppost hole that he finally decided to do something about it.

Fun story about Mill Ends: At one point, the people in charge of the second smallest park, in England, petitioned to have Mill Ends stripped of its title due to the fact that it ‘didn’t have a fence’. The very next day a dollhouse fence appeared in the park.

Another fun story about Mill Ends: according to its creator, it has a colony of leprechauns living in it, the only colony outside of Ireland. He would periodically write about their adventures.

They do! They also sometimes decorate the current tree for Christmas.

‘Half Way to Hooves’ would make a good band name

accurate matches up to 95.5% of the time

and they’re more privacy-preserving than visual images

Oh fuck all the way off.

Wasn’t Trump getting rid of 988?

Paramount is in the midst of closing a multibillion-dollar merger with the movie studio Skydance, a deal that requires approval from the Trump administration.

Hmmmm

Paramount is in the midst of closing a multibillion-dollar merger with the movie studio Skydance, a deal that requires approval from the Trump administration.

hmmmm….

It is though. It’s a member of the nightshade family, and every part is quite toxic, except the fruit. Not an issue for a sensible adult, but kids and pets are not very sensible.

Which is great and all if you have room to grow them—and aren’t a complete brown thumb. But a lot of people live in high-rise apartments without so much as a balcony.

And before someone recommends container growing indoors—assuming the apartment is oriented so the tomato gets enough light—that adds also the cost of pot, soil, and probably fertilizer, and then you have a very toxic plant in your house, which needs to be kept away from kids and pets.

Unfortunately .world is in a country with strict laws against that sort of thing, so they are at very real risk of getting shut down if they change their rules against calling for violence.

Well, let’s be real; pull off the ‘why no one want kids’ mask and you get the actual things they’re saying: ‘why no one want to make white babies because Great Replacement Theory’ and ‘why no one want to be bound to poor working conditions and wage slavery’.