Jojo, Lady of the West

Then we run into the whole every town has its own time zone problem

So they should get this kind of treatment, it just shouldn’t be special.

A lot of it pops up and asks, but it’s inside a barrage of questions that requires users to actually pay attention at a point when they’re just trying to get into their computer

Blockchain? Prolly not a perfect solution by far, but

How can the soldier knead anything if they’re made of lead?

Mostly the “reasons” just boil down to etymology. We spell things the way the languages we stole them from spelled them.

So this is where I find cucumber?

Close is way closer to clothes than it is to lose. And close is more like gross.

-Agent K

- Michael Scott

Welcome to the world of making software for random people, almost certainly made worse by she being a woman.

I first read this and thought you were saying the software was almost certainly made worse and got all indignant then parsed it a second time and relaxed

It’s like how so many people in America did by hitting bullets with their squishy bodies.

I’m not educated enough to have a safe space to go.

It’s okay if the taxes are only being paid by foreign companies. They… they are, right?

Isn’t that… Populism?

I’m a pacifist, but if they’re going to kill me I’d rather it be for something I did instead of something I have no control over.

Go for it.

Realistically, given the context of the quote… His bath mat?

and *dyeing

Just me?

What a travesty

Now try this one.

Sorry to hear about the stroke. Get well soon.