my first thing readin this was “vodka toast sounds like a very bad breakfast idea”

PayPal is almost as pornphobic as MastercardVisa

it’s either real, or the guy is really really sticking to the joke

There was a time where ransomware groups would decrypt your files if you paid up. Which was often cheaper than restoring an old backup or not having any

At some point, groups started not “honoring” the decryption promise. Which made everything a lot more uncertain

“slams” and “blasts” are automatic downvotes for me.

This shit really needs to stop

Even the stuff that prime has available. I still torrent, just because their player is pure garbage (the X-ray thingy is a nice feature, tho)

The problem is, that a lot of the more memey communities are using Zangendeutsch, which is basically militantly and very literally translating English words into German. Translation tools will have a hard time translating those correctly

I’m still confused why laravel is more popular. Symfony is so much nicer to use and maintain

Tell me you haven’t looked at php in 15 years without telling me you haven’t looked at php in 15 years

I’d say it either triggered by itself or potentially drugs triggered it, and then started using an LLM and found all the patterns to feed that shizophrenic paranoia. it’s avery self reinforcing loop

They used the off brand Elmo’s glue

It’s the reversing documented publicly somewhere? Would be an interesting read

They were always here

I generally call it “The fuck shack”, but I will adopt this new name

Yeah, mine was full of wasps instead

He wouldn’t do it if it hurt us

lol

and conservatives are losing their minds

“he can’t be! He isn’t brown!”

I have some McDonald’s coupons left over. Can I send them to him?

It will certainly land you on some interesting lists

Y’all get Java 7?