Romanes eunt domus

And why exactly is “because fuck MTG” not a good enough reason?

Because viruses are slow, and giant robots with 2 pilots at once that use boats as swords are cool

Journal bearings have their uses, but sometimes you need to manage thrust or torsion forces

Predicts behavior with 64% accuracy

Funny, since there is no AI in BattleTech AKA MechWarrior

Think about it.

• Ridiculously flamboyant drag queen
• Overly violent brown people
• Idealist who is really just out for blood, and is being possessed by a literal demon to boot
• Crackhead coded bomber
• Black person with an unjustified victim complex

And half the crew is SJW caricatures straight off Fox News

This series of Sentinels is made of plastics, not metals. Your magnetic powers are useless!

Heatsink? Nah, 0 heatsinks 0 armor 11 C-ER PPCs

From random taxpayers to lawyers?

As evidenced by the other golden boy of the Party dropping that exact bomb, and nobody cared

Or Curt Connors

At what point do we say the author is just lyeing?

Under a mountain? No, clearly their entire society revolves around digging for gold while dodging dragons and balrogs

In Soviet Russia, missile stops Phalanx CIWS

To say he was doing something useful at the time, instead of being a dickhead. Line of duty, probably means the city pays the medical bills.

Knowledge Fight is a podcast that exists to clown on Alex Jones, and occasionally other people like him. Being from KF means you are a comedian from Chicago and incredibly based.

CG-121: hold my vodka

Maybe he meant that in the other way :)