I mean from the guys perspective that mini-skirt wouldn’t cover enough

Yeah, what if it bites someone. That could end up causing a mutation in them that gives them spider powers. Like some sort of man-spider that would be a menace to society.

That’s why it’s a nuclear plant instead of a wind turbine /jk

“I’m a bit nervous with this being my first court case, so I hope you don’t mind that I’m a bit drunk”