🎉

Yuup, there are plenty that would believe him if he said he was Jesus. The ones that seemingly have no breaking point.

Ah shit. Memory resurfaced. I dropped a stack of ceramic plates in a college dining hall once.

…everybody clapped 😭

Yeah this is some straight-up fanfic.

Oh cool, a Russian shill. Fuck straight off.

you do have backups of course, right?

cries

The cruelty is the point.

We can do both.

DO YOU KNOW THE ENEMY

Imagine seeing a child on a couch and not being able to see it as anything but sexual. Wtf.

I’d wish far worse than Alzheimer’s on my worst enemy.

I’m glad it was something bad.

I’ve trained for this. If someone gives me my f-22 and puts it on medium difficulty I might be able to speedrun it.

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It’s all I could think with the acorn situation. Just need a splash of dash-cam pov overview and it’d be straight out of the show.

He fought with my father, DildoShwaggins.