Plus she was annoying in that American Express commercial

We didn’t evolve to have a 24 hour news cycle, with 8 billion people someone will always be having a bad day and at some point you run out of fucks to give.

Vegas is an entirely man made vacation destination, there is no natural reason to visit. It used to be that only Nevada and New Jersey had gambling but now you find gambling towns everywhere.

The master of the autopen

Those are the only suggestions non-therapists are qualified to offer.

Any home that doesn’t have central air conditioning should at least have a dedicated circuit outlet by each window. It’s like home designers are trying to make people sweat.

They did something similar with “tomorrows headline” either “bush wins” or “gore wins”

If you require priests to report what they hear in confession the only thing you accomplish is people stop going to confession. Furthermore, turning yourself in is generally part of your penance anyway.

Cool without snow

It’s simple:

1. Tag everything nsfw to comply with uk rule
2. don’t tag anything nsfw because Reddit needs ads
3. breaking rule 1 or 2 results in a ban

If we’re so desperate for places to build maybe a declining birth rate is a good thing

Do your part ahead of time and your lab partner texts you the day before that he can’t do his because his hotel doesn’t have WiFi and he can’t go outside in the rain. After he already didn’t help with the first report.

Meanwhile my power company says I can earn reward points (like what credit cards have) by not running my AC

Pretend to be on the phone

New gig economy app

Pentagon pizza monitor, Waffle House index, Big Mac index, what else can we measure with restaurants

Don’t worry, I’ll stop using my swamp cooler this summer

Individually those are recognizable opinions but I don’t see how they all flow together

As long as it’s capitalized with a 1! at the end

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z_HmDP3lKMI

“Help with numbers”

“Help with excel”