Mom?

Lol. I had these guys beat in terms of hours, and their job was nowhere near as physical as mine was.

Now I get to be a desk jockey, and it’s fucking sweet. Gonna milk it, because I put my hours in.

This is a brilliant comment - thanks for the laugh

I don’t know why, but this immediately popped into my head:

We can do this with wet wipes, but carbon is a bridge too far?

Easily the weirdest demonstration of the. ‘polluter pays’ principle

Thanks, I’ll look into those

I’m really, really not up to speed on privacy stuff (sadly), though I do use some more secure options for some of my services.

I read somewhere that brave was supposedly just google in a trenchcoat, so I switched to Firefox (yeah…) because that was supposedly better.

Should I switch back?

Did they actually find his battle plans?

I’ve seen some videos on them. They look pretty nice but I worry about how they hold up and the build quality, as I would any relatively unestablished brand.

Bruh was a deer in his past life

I hate that my mind went there, too. I was going to suggest OP shoot a solo video, with the first shot being the jar between their ankles.

The internet has ruined me.

Was the crowbar enough leverage to get the job done? You could have used ratchet boomers maybe.

Tetanus resistance lasts 10 years. Make sure you’re up to date, or you can die an agonizing death which they can do nothing about.

this could be you!

I’m prepping my measles blankets right now. Those unvaxxed nazis don’t stand a chance!

Funny, wonder where trump got that idea.

Nooo they wouldn’t fleece us at the first opportunity, not a chance /s

Insist on doing everything through ‘channels.’ Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.”

“Make ‘speeches.’ Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your ‘points’ by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate ‘patriotic’ comments.”

“Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.”

“Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions.”

“>‘Misunderstand’ orders. Ask endless questions or engage in long correspondence about such orders. Quibble over them when you can.”

“In making work assignments, always sign out the unimportant jobs first. See that the important jobs are assigned to inefficient workers of poor machines.”

“To lower morale and with it, production, be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions. Discriminate against efficient workers; complain unjustly about their work.”

“Hold conferences when there is more critical work to be done.”

“Multiply paperwork in plausible ways.”

“Make mistakes in quantities of material when you are copying orders. Confuse similar names. Use wrong addresses.”

“Work slowly. Think out ways to increase the number of movements necessary on your job”

“Pretend that instructions are hard to understand, and ask to have them repeated more than once. Or pretend that you are particularly anxious to do your work, and pester the foreman with unnecessary questions.”

“Snarl up administration in every possible way. Fill out forms illegibly so that they will have to be done over; make mistakes or omit requested information in forms.

TLDR: be your typical middle manager

Just imagine the financial cost of deporting 150k people. It’s insanity.

DEIs is just IEDs backwards, and IEDs are explosive weapons of destruction

Just a casual slip that in there Sieg heil