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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • In my city we had a huge tunnel project a few years ago. The giant boring machine hit a pipe and broke, causing hundreds of millions of dollars in delays. Turns out it was one of the pipes that they had drilled into the ground to check soil conditions for the tunnel. Their own goddamn pipe, they just forgot it was still down there.










  • During the winter war, the Russian army was approaching a forest. From the woods someone shouted “One Finn can defeat ten Russians!”

    The Russian commander smirked and sent in ten men. After a brief hail of gunfire, the same voice shouted “One Finn can defeat twenty Russians!”

    Getting frustrated, the Russian commander sent in 25 of his best soldiers. There was a protracted battle, then silence. After a minute, the tired voice shouted “One Finn can defeat fifty Russians!”

    Now furious, the Russian commander pulls up a force of two hundred men and sends them into the woods. Gunfire erupts, trees are ripped to shreds by explosions, and hell was unleashed. After what seemed like hours, a single Russian soldier staggered from the woods, bleeding badly. He looks at what’s left of the army and desperately screams “It’s a trap! There’s TWO of them!”