don’t do this to me

i bet my police state could beat up your police state

the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.

we have always been at war with Eurasia.

if the VPN ban doesn’t work then the only reasonable course of action would be to ban the internet entirely. it’s the only way the children can be truly safe.

thankfully we will soon stop tracking and reporting all this stuff so these sorts of problems should disappear really soon, just like covid did.

it’s the opposite of Economy Plus

looks like we’ve got 10⁷⁸ years to figure out time travel

5. set it on fire again in 90 days

this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.

should just be a matter of saying “AI can’t do this job because it can’t properly do any job”. could even make that your email signature.

i’m going to start saying this at every thanksgiving. if anyone questions me i’ll just say i’m the acting thanksgiving director.

Freedom is ethical — it minimizes coercion — and practical — it drives creativity, invention, and prosperity.

this is a very interesting sentence to find in a post that outlines the ways in which the opinion page will be losing some of its editorial freedom.

but i don’t want to print my screen, i just want a picture of it.

Despite polygraphs’ unreliability, DHS insists they are necessary for national security.

in keeping with tradition, “national security” continues to mean “because i say so”.

damn, google+ wasn’t even mentioned

i will never forgive them for making the pointer type be T* instead of &T. most confusing thing ever.

don’t even get me started on C++ making T& the reference type and then making T&& be something other than the double reference type.

god it is going to take forever to rebuild the government, if we’re even given that opportunity. it’s going to be years of finding out just how terribly trump messed things up.

could pringles be the new face of gaming?

god, what a beautiful language. it brings a tear to my eye